Howdy Friends! Welcome to my fun gag gift store! This is your new friend Pepper calling on you to browse around my store and take a peak at what tickles my funny bone and I'm a hoping it tickles yours too! Got plenty of stuff and hoping you got plenty of time!
Pepper's got to tell you though: I don't take kindly to those uppity folks so if you got a bunch of dang complaints and carrying on, this ain't the place to rest your tired barking dogs... move along. I am just a plain ole' country girl who is living the simple life and trying to give the world a little more laughter with my Pepper's Gag Gifts store. I been collecting funny whats-its for years and one day said to myself "Pepper," I said, "why not start a little store just for laughs... and that's what I did and that's what it is ... just for laughs! So if you got a mind to start hollering or carrying on about backorders or shipping or anything, this just ain't for you. Pepper is ready to ship it out fast but, let's face it, sometimes some silly gift goes hog wild 'round here with folks ordering it like there ain't nothing else that will do and Pepper ain't got no inkling that it's a gonna plum run out. My two cents advice is to to calm down for Lordy sake... it is just a gag gift and if you ain't laughing, it ain't working! Besides, I done told my people to hang up on your hollering and move on to the nice folk! Pepper ain't gonna put up with the loud-mouth customers since I got enough of the kin folk with the big mouths that I gotta be around!
But things here are going great and I got me some locals to helps ship things out of the local post office fast (except when old lady Wanda is working and I gotta have me more patience that a doctor). Most of our customers love us and reorder more than once and have a good ole time just cutting the fool with us. It's been so fun that I been telling my ex that he left me a little too soon since if things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it! So that's the deal: enjoy it!
Pepper's Gag Gifts is a fun store, filled with a little iknow-whats about your new good friend Pepper and the folks I know and love... and a few that I just gotta tell you about anyway! I am hoping my little internet store entertains you enough for you to say "Heck! I want Pepper to be around for years. I am gonna order some cheap old nick-nack off of that Pepper's Gag Gift site. Besides, the more money Pepper makes, the more make-up and earbobs I can buy and, as you see, Pepper ain't lacking in the fashion department! Now girls... don't get jealous... I am just prettying up what the good Lord done give me!
So let's be friends, let's enjoy each other, and let's face it... life's too short... and if you are single, well dang, that's even better. Send me some pitures of your purty face (but none of those nasty ones, Pepper is a lady)! Let me know what you think of my store unless of course you is so stuck up you'd drown in a rainstorm! If that's the story your a telling then tell it at one of those high fandangle stores and leave Pepper out of it! A thousand and one welcomes and one hardy how do you do!?!
Pepper's got to tell you though: I don't take kindly to those uppity folks so if you got a bunch of dang complaints and carrying on, this ain't the place to rest your tired barking dogs... move along. I am just a plain ole' country girl who is living the simple life and trying to give the world a little more laughter with my Pepper's Gag Gifts store. I been collecting funny whats-its for years and one day said to myself "Pepper," I said, "why not start a little store just for laughs... and that's what I did and that's what it is ... just for laughs! So if you got a mind to start hollering or carrying on about backorders or shipping or anything, this just ain't for you. Pepper is ready to ship it out fast but, let's face it, sometimes some silly gift goes hog wild 'round here with folks ordering it like there ain't nothing else that will do and Pepper ain't got no inkling that it's a gonna plum run out. My two cents advice is to to calm down for Lordy sake... it is just a gag gift and if you ain't laughing, it ain't working! Besides, I done told my people to hang up on your hollering and move on to the nice folk! Pepper ain't gonna put up with the loud-mouth customers since I got enough of the kin folk with the big mouths that I gotta be around!
But things here are going great and I got me some locals to helps ship things out of the local post office fast (except when old lady Wanda is working and I gotta have me more patience that a doctor). Most of our customers love us and reorder more than once and have a good ole time just cutting the fool with us. It's been so fun that I been telling my ex that he left me a little too soon since if things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it! So that's the deal: enjoy it!
Pepper's Gag Gifts is a fun store, filled with a little iknow-whats about your new good friend Pepper and the folks I know and love... and a few that I just gotta tell you about anyway! I am hoping my little internet store entertains you enough for you to say "Heck! I want Pepper to be around for years. I am gonna order some cheap old nick-nack off of that Pepper's Gag Gift site. Besides, the more money Pepper makes, the more make-up and earbobs I can buy and, as you see, Pepper ain't lacking in the fashion department! Now girls... don't get jealous... I am just prettying up what the good Lord done give me!
So let's be friends, let's enjoy each other, and let's face it... life's too short... and if you are single, well dang, that's even better. Send me some pitures of your purty face (but none of those nasty ones, Pepper is a lady)! Let me know what you think of my store unless of course you is so stuck up you'd drown in a rainstorm! If that's the story your a telling then tell it at one of those high fandangle stores and leave Pepper out of it! A thousand and one welcomes and one hardy how do you do!?!
Our contact information
info@peppersgaggifts.com
info@peppersgaggifts.com
How Fast is Pepper Gonna Get It to Me? Well, normally I am faster than a greased pig and everythng I got in stock mails the same day (just Monday to Friday -- on the weekends Pepper kicks it up a notch and has some fun). If it ain't in stock, I hope you got your sitting britches on 'cos sometimes you gotta wait but Pepper is gonna send you a nice old note lettin' you know (and don't be saying you don't get it since my fancy computer's got ways of checking). At the Christmas holidays now, pepper gets plain plumb tuckered out and it takes an extra day or two to send out everything. Don't be calling me nagging me about it either because we send you updates that keep you in the know and besides, it just plain curdles my guts! I am likely to tell you what train station to get off of and I suspect it's a little hotter at that stop!
Okay now, about those returns. Pepper ain't trying to be slicker than clean socks on a waxed floor but all sales are final. My folks at Pepper's Gag Gifts got together and got to thinking on it and decided that there ain't nothin' on this site that gonna cost you more than you got handy and Pepper just keeps the prices low so you can pass it along to someone else if you don't recken you need it. I ain't all fancy and taking returns on plastic ice cubes or any of that mess. That's just dang stupid and Pepper's too busy for all that nonsense. And once you place it, that is just about it. You done bought it so don't be changing your mind ten minutes later and taking a bunch of my people's time trying to get us to hunt it down in the send-out stack. Gosh-Alimighty that is dumb. Just give it a good thinking before you order it and do the camparing before you click on that there order button. Once you do, it is all yours and I don't want you to be sorrier than a two dollar watch so ole Pepper just suggests you do a little thinking before you order. That's easier for some than others I know...
Okay now, about those returns. Pepper ain't trying to be slicker than clean socks on a waxed floor but all sales are final. My folks at Pepper's Gag Gifts got together and got to thinking on it and decided that there ain't nothin' on this site that gonna cost you more than you got handy and Pepper just keeps the prices low so you can pass it along to someone else if you don't recken you need it. I ain't all fancy and taking returns on plastic ice cubes or any of that mess. That's just dang stupid and Pepper's too busy for all that nonsense. And once you place it, that is just about it. You done bought it so don't be changing your mind ten minutes later and taking a bunch of my people's time trying to get us to hunt it down in the send-out stack. Gosh-Alimighty that is dumb. Just give it a good thinking before you order it and do the camparing before you click on that there order button. Once you do, it is all yours and I don't want you to be sorrier than a two dollar watch so ole Pepper just suggests you do a little thinking before you order. That's easier for some than others I know...
- Adult Gag Gifts
- Bathroom Gag Gifts
- Birthday Gag Gifts
- Diva Gag Gifts
- Drinking Gag Gifts
- Funny Neckties
- Funny Note Pads
- Funny Pens
- Gag Gifts & Toys
- Golf Gag Gifts
- Holiday Gag Gifts
- Lawyer Gag Gifts
- Money Gag Gifts
- Other Gag Gifts
- Over the Hill Gag Gifts
- PMS Gag Gifts
- Red Neck Gag Gifts
- Retirement Gag Gifts
- Shopping Gag Gifts
- Smoking Gag Gifts
